Conservative's vs Liberal's

[mckee1952]

Subject: FW: Political Polarization Explained

 

 

    * If a conservative doesn’t like guns, he doesn`t buy one.
    * If a liberal doesn't like guns, he feels that no one should have one.

    * If a conservative is a vegetarian, he doesn`t eat meat.
    * If a liberal is, he wants to ban all meat products for everyone.

    * If a conservative sees a foreign threat, he thinks about how to defeat his enemy.
    * A liberal wonders how to surrender gracefully and still look good.

    * If a conservative is homosexual, he quietly leads his life.
    * If a liberal is homosexual, he loudly demands legislated respect.

    * If a black man or Hispanic are conservative, they see themselves as independently successful.
    * Their liberal counterparts see themselves as victims in need of government protection.

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    * If a conservative is down-and-out, he thinks about how to better his situation.
    * A liberal wonders who is going to take care of him.

    * If a conservative doesn’t like a talk show host, he switches channels.
    * Liberals demand that those they don’t like be shut down.

    * If a conservative is a non-believer, he doesn’t go to church.
    * A liberal non-believer wants any mention of God or religion silenced.

    * If a conservative decides he needs health care, he goes about shopping for it, or may choose a job that provides it.
    * A liberal demands that the rest of us pay for his.