Message #279

[mckee1952]

A man was  washed up on a beach after a terrible shipwreck. Only a sheep  and a sheepdog were washed up with him. After looking  around, he realized that  they were stranded on a  deserted island. After being there awhile, he got into  the habit of taking his two animal companions to the beach  every evening to watch the sunset.

 One  particular evening, the sky was a fiery red with beautiful  cirrus clouds, the breeze was warm and gentle - a perfect  night for romance.

 As they sat there, the sheep  started looking better and better to the lonely man.  Soon, he leaned over to the sheep and put his arm around  it.

 But the sheepdog, ever protective of the  sheep, growled fiercely until the man took his arm from  around the sheep. After that, the three of them continued  to enjoy the sunsets together, but there was no more  cuddling.

 A few weeks passed by and, lo and  behold, there was another shipwreck.  The only  survivor was NancyPelosi.

 That evening, the man  brought Nancy  to the evening beach ritual. It was another  beautiful evening - red sky, cirrus clouds, a warm and  gentle breeze - perfect for a night of romance.  Pretty soon, the man started to get 'those feelings'  again.

 He fought the urges as long as he could,  but he finally gave in and leaned over to Nancy and told  her he hadn't had sex for months.

 Nancy batted  her eyelashes and asked if there was anything she could do  for him.

He said, "Would you mind taking the dog  for a walk?"