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« on: July 13, 2009, 09:16:06 AM »

What a Coincidence

                 A chicken farmer went to a local  bar, sat next to a woman,
and
                ordered glass of champagne.

                The woman perked up and said, How about that!  I just
ordered a
                glass of champagne,  too!

                What a coincidence, the farmer said.  This is a special day
for me.
                I'm celebrating.

                This is a special day for me too. I am also celebrating,
said the woman.

                What a coincidence! said the farmer.

                As they clinked glasses, he asked, What are you celebrating?

               My husband and I have been trying to have a child, and today
my
              gynecologist told me that I'm pregnant!

               What a coincidence! said the man.  I'm a chicken farmer, and
for
               years all of my hens were infertile, but today they are all
laying
               fertilized eggs.

              That's great! said the woman.  How did your chickens become
fertile?

               I used a different rooster, he replied.

              The woman smiled, clinked his glass and said, What a
coincidence!

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